Oh wait, that's the wrong holiday. Oh well.
So a few minutes ago I went to my home page and saw that there was a new link - labeled "stats" so of course being the ever curious person that I am, I clicked it. The page was full of graphs and charts and a map of the world with America the Beautiful painted green in contrast to the light blue of the rest of the map.
I was intrigued.
So I started clicking around, trying to to see what was going on when I came upon a graph that worried me. It had my blog's page views and I saw that the views had gone up consistently to August 2010, and now they are going back down. I'm not going to flatter myself and pretend that I have hundreds of people reading this. I've had - overall since I wrote my first bit of nonsense - 56 page views. 50 of them were probably me trying to figure out how this blog works. And the other 6 were probably my friends trying to be awesome and supportive.
*waves to fans*
Hi mom.
No I don't think my mom reads this - if she did I would have more page views - and probably more comments along the lines of, "Margaret, why are you so weird?"
Cause I am mother dearest.
What did I do today? I found a cool website where I can download a lot of cool fonts for free so I downloaded them and now I type things in pretty fonts (that I eventually have to change back to TNR for class - boo) I approve of tomato throwing at that last comment. I should stand up to the man and turn in my paper typed up in Sudestada or Sunshine in My Soul - two very pretty scripty fonts (SMILE)
But then I might get an F - the chicken in me would not let that happen.
An electron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He then asks the waiter how much and the waiter replies - for you? No charge.
