My Apparently Ex Make Believe Boyfriend.

So, my apparently-ex-make-believe boyfriend, told me to 'blog' about him, and since I have no entertainment value other than the fact I can pull beautifully fabricated stories out of my ass, here I am.

Now, when I say "apparently-ex" I mean that I think we broke up, I remember a conversation with various emoticons and lots of exclamations points, a few 'lols' here and there and a lot of 'hahahahahaha's" (those were mostly mine) and amidst all the chat speak and laughing out loud I think we broke up... which brings me to my next point.

When I say "make believe boyfriend," I don't mean imaginary, because people other than me could see him and I'm not 8. When I say "make believe" I mean he told his dad that we were going out, without notifying said girlfriend in question; ie: me. (was that sentance even proper grammar?)

And when I say, "told his dad that we were going out," what I really mean is, "told me that he told his dad that we were going out." Now the fact that he told his dad may be true or false, but regardless, that fact is the epicenter of this whole confusing mess of hyphens, parentheses, and quotation marks. (And of course a few good LOL's thrown in for good measure)

I'm not sure where this story was going, but I'm going to re-route it much as a plumber would re-route... er... plumbing...

Anyways, I would like to go into detail about the facts of out relationship (when I first wrote that I accidentally typed relationshit and have decided to add it to my vocabulary)and the train of events that led to our breakup, but I really have no idea what was going on, I'm mostly just around for a good laugh.

And I good laugh I be.

Here comes the grammar police after that last one, I better book it before they break down the door and beat me to death with phrases, clauses, and anything other part of the english language I may have abused in the duration of this post.

post script: the BLT turkey wraps from the c-store are disgusting, buy one at your own risk.

Post Post Script: I blogged about you, friend :) smile!